Where the Hell are the Trick Or Treat Urchins?

Come and get it kiddies! The Woopie Cushion is waiting for you, candy in hand.

So, five years ago when I moved into my house, I was covered in little kids wanting candy at Halloween. I estimated there were close to 300 of them and I was giving slices of bread at the end.

That has reduced annually and last year, there were about eight. This year, one family with three kids. ONE! Is it my breath? I have candy (left over from last year) and plenty of attitude.


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Dan Smith is an award-winning journalist in Roanoke, Va., and a member of the Virginia Communications Hall of Fame. He is an author, photographer, essayist, father and grandfather. Co-founder of Valley Business FRONT magazine and founder of the Roanoke Regional Writers Conference. On Advisory Board of New River Voice.

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